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Слесарь с хозяйкой

Слесарь, в очередной раз, отремонтировав кран, очень довольный своей работой собирает инструмент, моет и вытирает руки полотенцем... Хозяйка, тоже довольная работой Слесаря радостно предлагает:

— Может быть чайку... покрепче... того-самого?

Слесарь:

— Спасибо! От чайку не откажусь... И чего покрепче — тоже можно... А уж от ТОГО-САМОГО я никогда не отказывался!


 

Женщина вызвала слесаря:

- Понимаете, - говорит, - у меня что-то со шкафом случилось. Как по улице трамвай пройдет, двери слетают с петель. Может, петли укрепить надо или вообще заменить?

Слесарь снял туфли, залез в шкаф и стал ждать трамвая, чтобы понять, в чем же тут дело. Естественно, в это время заходит муж. Видит туфли, открывает дверь шкафа – а там мужик.

- Ты что здесь делаешь, паразит?!

- Гадом буду, хозяин, не поверишь – трамвая жду!


 

Заметки сантехника

Требуется 7 секунд, чтобы еда попала изо рта в живот. Человеческие волосы могут выдержать 3 кг. Длина члена - это 3 длины большого пальца. Женщины мигают в 2 раза чаще, чем мужчины. Девушки прочли этот текст. Парни всё ещё смотрят на свой большой палец


 

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